so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went
" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."
AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.
Guess who’s got a daaaaate
Everytime i see this i think this person looks so pretty and should be drawn in a disney style.
remember how in the books ginny weasley was a strong and independent female who took no shit and dated whoever she wanted to and was so nice to luna even though everyone else was a dick to her?
and in the movies she’s literally a limp mushroom.
hey guys if you ever feel down on yourself just remember there was a study that showed that 95% of blogs are abandoned after 120 days and you are still here
you beat the odds guys
proud of u
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WHAT, THE NOTES D: HOW?
Because you are very, very attractive
How can you be all these attractive males at one time!?
okay guys so think about this
the north star doesnt appear to move to us because it is so fucking far away. like it does move we just dont notice it cuz once again its so fucking far away
yet we still see it and we still can describe it as the brightest star in the sky
as stars get farther away…
exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence
if your parents only let you stay online for a limited amount of time im so sorry